Only if you eventually escape from everything.
Am I allowed to spend my vacation... AT THE LIBRARY?
Only if you're allergic to grass seeds.
Am I allowed to play escape games all day? (Like escape the apartment, etc)
Only if it's something good.
Am I allowed to walk through grass almost as tall as I am?
Only if you wear a ballerina tutu and clown shoes when you do it
Am I allowed to force my older sister to do something with me?
Only if those things are much too silly.
Am I allowed to find the tallest tree in the forest and cut it down with a herring?
Only if you clutch it tightly and run with it around the house screaming "My precious".
Am I allowed to laugh at silly things?
Only if you also burn your house down with the lemons.
Am I allowed to eat a random piece of candy I found on my bed?
Only if you put on the infamous horse mask first.
Am I allowed to burn dinner?
Only if your books have no story at all.
Am I allowed to wear 3 hats?
Only if you are a purple potato. Those are yummy :>
Am I allowed to become a bestselling author?
Only if you shower every single day for 17 years.
Am I allowed to be a potato?
Only if you upload videos to youtuuuube!
Am I allowed to never wear deodorant? D:
Only if you watch all of his videos 7 times.
Am I allowed to play on gmod all day?
Only if it's raining outside!
Am I allowed to be obsessed over Tobuscus? #ʘ‿ʘ#
only if it's delivered by owl!!
am I allowed to dance around my neighborhood in my pj's?