you're allowed to be a jedi only if you make terrible puns.
am i allowed to cuddle all the corgis in the world?
^Shut uppppppppp! xD And whaddya mean cheak? Nice accent?
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Only if you also turn into a chicken.
Am I allowed to be a Jedi?
only if you tell me what that is.
am i allowed to become a magical girl and punch all the rude kids in the face?
Only if it's illlegal.
Am I allowed to feel THE SCHADENFREUDE?
Only if you are dead. D:
Am I allowed to sell my artt?
Only if their house isn't next to yours.
Am I allowed to laugh at dead people?
Only if you turn into a crazy Galadriel
Am I allowed to babysit neighbor kids?
Only if it's LOADSAMONEY.
Am I allowed to pass the test?
Only if you are the driver
Am I allowed to get monies?
Only if you ingest 400 pounds of helium first so you'll float.
Am I allowed to ride a bus?
Only if you wear them on your feet as well!
Am I allowed to go on an aeroplaneee?
Only if you use two gallons of soap in its place.
Am I allowed to wear gloves?
Only if you do my dishes D:
Am I allowed to never use deodorant?