All you need to do is create a wacky answer for simple questions.
Player1: Am I allowed to eat prunes on a sunday?
Player2: Only if the prunes are green!
Am I allowed to dance while wearing only one sock?
Player3:Only if you're missing 3 toes.
Am I allowed to....
Continue on and on...
I'll go first:
Am I allowed to swim in a pool fully clothed?
Only if the spongey shoes are wet and soapy, that was you can slide around everywhere
Am I allowed to take a ride on the cow that jumped over the moon?
only if you swing on the chandelier
Am i allowed to a dozen doughnuts?
Only if your full!
Am I aloud to go on RMD?