Step back, I'm volatile and ready to explode. On your face.
Now that my obligatory, offensive pick-up line is out of the way, I'll introduce myself. I'm Cann.
I'd say, "I'm a Cann of awesome," but I'm mostly just a Cann of tears, shame, Nicholas Cage, more tears, and bad jokes that I think are hilarious. Yes, I'm that guy.
I'm not sure what else to say, so...
Look! I lost my drawing virginity!