Lol uh I just read it as "These are unbearable puns"... Fail eyesight xD
Terrible Parfois terrible. See what I did there?
Also, I deciphered all of the tearable puns,
If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.
Once you've seen one shopping centre you've seen the mall.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine.
Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Your calenders days are numbered.
I break into song if I can't find the key.
A dyslexic poet writes inverse.