First you must know that I am a jew. My friends are Jews. My dog is a Jew. my refridgerator is a jew. I live in my litte jew world full of pure and wonderful jew love...I AM NOT KOSHER. I have lived my whole life with out seeing a man in a tootoo balerina suite. I do not have to pay for 2 plain seat tickets, thank goodness. There is a LUMP in my oatmeal!